The Jahd Song Lyrics

The sea holds many horrors

Like the Kraken and the shark

and the 19,000 foot-long squid

that live down in the dark

but the foremost thing that causes sailors

in their tracks to freeze

is the cutest little Viking

who ever sailed the seas!



Bridge:

Cat tsunami!

Yeah!

One cat army!

He's furry!

Don't look to the seas

that is where he lies

beyond the horizon

beneath the Nordic skies



Chorus:

Robinson! Robinson! Robinson!

JAHD! JAHD! JAHD! JAHD!

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A barge chock full of orphans

once tried to sneak past

so Jahd cut out their empty stomachs

and hung them from his mast!

And old Redbeard the Pirate

owed our friend Jahd some cash

so Jahd tracked down that scurvy dog

and FUCKED 'IM IN THE ASS!



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Chorus



He sets sail from his haven

the jetties of Jahd Bay

and when he hoists his tiny sails

the world shudders in dismay

once he's got you in his sights,

it's pointless to resist

you may as well lay down your arms

when he emerges from the mist!



Bridge



Chorus



So whether you're a merchant sailor

or a Hindu priest

or a mathematician

who crunches numbers like a beast

no seafarer shall know safety

from his rage that knows no bounds

'cause he's the undisputed leader

of the VIKING KITTEN UNDERGROUND!



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Chorus



Watch your back, sailors!

JAHD! JAHD ROBINSON!