It's Raining Dykes Lyrics

Uh, hi, we are weather people, and we've got news foooor you. Y-you better listen-get ready, all you lonely girls and men, keep those umbrellas at home, alright.

Thermometers getting low,
A-a-according to all sources,
The street's a place to go,
'Cause t'night for the... the first time,
Just about half past YIKES!
For the first time in history,
Itsgstart raining dykes!

It's rainin' dykes 'hallelujaha,
It's raining dykes! ...Amen!
I'm gonna go out... too run to let myself get
Absolutely soaking' wet!
It's raining dykes, 'Hallelujah,
It's raining dykes, every specimen,
(mumbles while fiddling with mic) ..daarg-dark, neat,
Rough and tough and strong and swee-ee-eeeeeet,

God bless Mother Nature,
She's a single woman too
Knows what she likes? She took off to heaven
'N she did what she had to do.
She got every angel
To rearrange the sky
So each and every woman and guy
Could find, could find a perfect gal!

It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes a-Ame-en,
It's raining dykes Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes...

Raining dykes for tomboy lesbians.

.Weather... Movin' iiiin...
...'Bout ta begin...
...Hear thunder, don't you lose-
...Don't you lose your head,
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature,
She's a woman too,
She know what she likes-shet'koff to heaven,
She did what she had to do
She got every angel
To re-rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman and guy
Could find their perfect gal (fumbling stops)

It's raining dykes, yeah.
(More muttering and fumbling. The fumbling continues throughout the track) ...Barometer's getting low...
(stuttering) ...to all sources,
The street's a bu-place to go,
'Causet'night's gonna- ...For the first time,
Just about half past YIKES,
For the first time in history,
It's gonna start rainin' dykes,
It's raining dykes! Hallelujah!
It's raining dykes! 'allemen!
It's rainin' dykes! 'hallelujah,
It's rainin' dykes...

Raining dykes,
It's raining dykes,
Raining dykes,
Raaaaandykes,
Raining dykes, dykes...