Ketchy Lyrics

Could do with some ketchy on this burger...

Do you want the ketchy?
Yes please Susan
Do you want the ketchy?
Yes please Susan
Do you want the ketchy?
Yes please Susan
You cruising for a bruising if you dont pass the ketchy

Ketchy on my burger in the TA training,
Ketchy on my bun, its not weight gaining,
Ketchy on my butty, in my secret missions
Ketchy on my bun, whatever the conditions
Chili sauce, mayo, mustard, even barbeque,
are nothing in proportion to
The Ketchy, The Ketchy, The Ketchy, The Ketchy, The Ketchy, The Ketchy,

Do you want the ketchy?
Yes please Susan
Do you want the ketchy?
Yes please Susan
Do you want the ketchy?
Yes please Susan
You cruising for a bruising if you dont pass the ketchy

Say no to daddies, baby its all about Heinz,
genuine, expensive, it tastes real fine,
Lick my sausage with its saucy red ender,
try the dip down at hot n tenda,
I'm chowin down, you knowin how? x4
Dip these waffles and these hash browns,x2
it's red, its thick, its a son of a bitch,x2
cmon big deezy bring the beat right nowwwww
Thats right

I want you all to sing with me
KETCHY!
KETCHY!
KETCHY!
KETCHY!
YOU DO IT LIKE THIS
Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy, Ketchy.

whoa yeah whoa fuck whoa yeah whoa fuck shit motherfucker twat jizzbomb dial k for ketchy, s for sketchy, go to tesco, we're running low, on tomato ketchy, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Heinz its mine, Heinz its mine, no to lidl, no to netto, lets all chong down to fuckin tesco
two for one two for one two for one two for one
two for one two for one two for one two for one
BRING IT DOWN
Ketchy