#1 Chonga Lyrics

Baby..
You wanted it, you tasted it
The dirty hooks, our sexy looks,
chongaz are back and we don't give a fuck
baby..
You wanted it, you got it
CHONGAZ!

Number one, we're number one,
Number one in
Mossley hill, bootle, seaforth, Crosby, bank hall, waterloo,
cressington, Garston, formby, freshfields, spital, chester zoo,
the spider monkeys were feelin funky
we rocked them kangaroos.
Yeahhh

Number one, we're number one
Number one in,
Ye fucking crack, barfly, southport, Kenny, and we sold out in the dingle,
those dirty yobs, done shut their gobs, when chongaz came to mingle,
the hottie lasses, with fine asses,
cried when they found out I'm not single
Yeahh

Number one, we're number one,
Number one in,
Allerton, Knowsley, Kirkdale, skem and then we schlonged on down to gateacre
played some tunes, a rhyme monsoon, ooh yeah boom shaka laka
chowed on down, then rocked the town,
then I had some cheese and crackers
Yeah cheese and crackerssss

Number one, I'm number one
Number one with
Clarabelle, Susan, Mad mike, mark, and my very many pets,
They won't piss on the banisters
They won't need to see the vet,
chongaz are back, for another attack
We're the fucking equivalent of a marijuana Cigarette
Are you ready?
Chongaz!