Photographer Lyrics

Well look at the camera
I'm a photographer
I'm gunna take a picture
A picture of you

You don't look a day over 12
How old are you really
16 she said to me
And then my eyes light up

Well your a pretty young lass
and I like you
I've got a studio
with all the equipment ya know

My name is Christopher
Christopher O'Conner
I live in Bayswater
And your young enough to be my daughter

I'm a professional
I'm no pornographer
I'm a photographer
but I specialise in glamour

Well, I'm a photographer
a child manipulator
exaggerator
advantage taker

I've got the white powder
if that's what your after
You can rub a little bit on your love button baby
We can go for a meal somewhere
somewhere expensive just you and me
Better put some more make-up on though
Hey; kidding

In the back of my sierra
In the back of my kitchenette
In the back of my dirty mind
I'll touch your sensitive area

They say the camera never lies
maybe there's some truth in that
Push your little tush out a bit more honey
Your getting into it
You look sexy

Well, I'm a photographer
a child manipulator
exaggerator
advantage taker

So she gets there early
Oh Really Really Early
An I've got Christine Aguilera playing on the stereo quite loudly

come in, sniff a bit of this, drink a bit of that
Does anybody know your here? Good Just checking
I can see your gunna be a natural

Ya know you remind me of Vanessa Paridis when she was 12
She got married in the end to Jonny Depp
Hey stick with me girl and that could be you

Cus you've got such a natural smile
And such big baby blue eyes
I'll have you on every magazine on the top shelf
In six weeks time

Cus, I'm a photographer
a child manipulator
exaggerator
advantage taker

The thing about the Glamour modelling industry
Is if you want to get into the business
You gotta start right at the bottom
so I'm going to start right up your bottom

Pull your skirt up
Your really horny
Your really getting into it
Hey do it again do it again
The camera loves ya baby;
Oh Oh your gunna be a big star.