Bob Rivers - 12 Days Of Layoffs lyrics
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Lyrics to 12 Days Of Layoffs : On the first day of Christmas my company gave to me A pink slip for under the tree On the second of Christmas my company gave to me 2 days to pack And a pink slip for under the tree On the third day of Christmas my company gave to me 3 Bic pens Is that right 2 days to pack? And a pink slip for under the tree On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my company 4 letter words 3 more pens Well I'm gonna take this lamp too, then And a pink slip for under the tree On the fifth day of Christmas my company gave to me 5 days of sleep 4 letters words 3 bic pens And this stapler and my coat rack and... A pink slip for under the tree On the sixth day of Christmas, my company gave to me Six months of Cobra 5 days of sleep Wake up you freaking monkey, it's almost break time! Oh, thanks. Is the roach coach here yet? And a pink slip for under the tree On the seventh day of Christmas my company gave to me 7 check a –bouncing Oh, dear! 6 months of Cobra 5 days of sleep I got your bonus right here! 3 lousy pens I'm calling security And a pink slip for under the tree On the eighth day of Christmas my company gave to me 8 hours of drinking I have never bounced a check in my life 5 day of sleep You big Goofbag! Bunch of Sticky notes Can I at least keep thee pocket protector? And a pink slip for under the tree On the ninth day of Christmas my company gave to me 9 cans a cat food 8 hours of drinking Could you not breathe on me please? I can't afford Cobra 5 days of sleep 4 festive words 3 Bic pens Only 2 days to pack And a pink slip for under the tree I got a blue one On the tenth day of Christmas my company gave to me 10 workers weeping, There, there missy, it's gonna' get a lot worse than this God, I hope my kids don't get sick Want some cat food? 5 days of sleep Bite me! Do I hear sexual harassment? Would you help me carry this copier to my car, please? And a pink slip for under the tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my company gave to me Eleventh hour pleading 10 workers weeping You know I know a guy that'll hire all three of you girls, sight unseen And you get to work with a cobra, imagine that! 5 days of sleep 4 letter words I ‘m warning you! Can't we all just get along? And a pink slip for under the tree On the twelfth day of Christmas my company gave to me 12 employees bumming I know girls, I know Say, you girls need a ride home? I got my par carked right out front? Five days of sleep I gave this place the best years of my life and they gave me the shaft! And a pink slip for under the tree Tree? What tree? We're not gonna be able to afford a tree! [ 12 Days Of Layoffs Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
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