- My Dad Says That's For Pussies lyrics
- Dimes lyrics
- American Bitches lyrics
- Chew Toy lyrics
- Uncool As Me lyrics
- Clean Up In Aisle Sexy lyrics
- Diary Of A Stranger lyrics
- Socially Awkward Penguin lyrics
- Think Outside The Box lyrics
- We're Gonna Bring The Party To You lyrics
- Bumblebees lyrics
Hard-Off (2015)
- Altogether Ooky lyrics
- Fire Water Burn lyrics
- Along Comes Mary lyrics
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo lyrics
- The Bad Touch lyrics
- No Hard Feelings lyrics
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying lyrics
- Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics
- The Ballad Of Chasey Lain lyrics
- Screwing You On The Beach At Night lyrics
- Three Point One Four lyrics
- You're Pretty When I'm Drunk lyrics
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss lyrics
- I Hope You Die lyrics
- Disco Pogo lyrics
Show Us Your Hits (2010)
- Strictly For The Tardcore (Skit) lyrics
- Balls Out lyrics
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo lyrics
- I'm The Least You Could Do lyrics
- Farting With A Walkman On lyrics
- Diarrhea Runs In The Family (Skit) lyrics
- Ralph Wiggum lyrics
- Something Diabolical lyrics
- Overheard In A Wawa Parking Lot (Skit) lyrics
- Pennsylvania lyrics
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss lyrics
- No Hard Feelings lyrics
Hefty Fine (2005)
- I Hope You Die lyrics
- Mama's Boy lyrics
- Three Point One Four lyrics
- Mope lyrics
- The Ballad Of Chasey Lain lyrics
- Yummy Down On This lyrics
- RSVP lyrics
- Magna Cum Nada lyrics
- The Bad Touch lyrics
- That Cough Came With A Prize lyrics
- Take The Long Way Home lyrics
- Hell Yeah lyrics
- Turn Clyde lyrics
- This Is Stupid lyrics
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying lyrics
- Along Comes Mary lyrics
Hooray For Boobies (2000)
- Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny lyrics
- Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) lyrics
- Fire Water Burn lyrics
- I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks lyrics
- Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me lyrics
- It's Tricky lyrics
- Asleep At The Wheel lyrics
- Shut Up lyrics
- Your Only Friends Are Make Believe lyrics
- Going Nowhere Slow lyrics
One Fierce Beer Coaster (1996)
- Rip Taylor is God lyrics
- We Are the Knuckleheads lyrics
- Legend In My Spare Time lyrics
- Kids In America lyrics
- You're Pretty When I'm Drunk lyrics
- The Evils Of Placenta Hustling lyrics
- One Way lyrics
- Go Down lyrics
- Earlameyer The Butt Pirate lyrics
- No Rest For The Wicked lyrics
- She Ain't Got No Legs lyrics
- We Like Meat lyrics
- Coo Coo Ca Choo lyrics
- Nightmare At The Apollo lyrics
Use Your Fingers (1995)
- B.H.G.P.S.A lyrics
- Ballad Of Chasey Lain lyrics
- Convoy lyrics
- Diarrhea Runs In The Family lyrics
- Discovery Channel lyrics
- Foxtrott Uniform Charlie Kilo lyrics
- I Wish I Was Queer lyrics
- Jackass lyrics
- Lift Your Head Up High lyrics
- Nightmara At The Apollo lyrics
- R.S.V.P. lyrics
- Reflections Of A Remoh lyrics
- Right Turn Clyde lyrics
- Screwing You On The Beach At Night lyrics
- Shitty Record Offer lyrics
- Strictly For The Tardcore lyrics
- The Choice Is Yours lyrics
- The Roof Is On Fire lyrics
- The Vagina Song lyrics
- Yellow Fever lyrics