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The Internet Is For Porn lyrics

Artist: Avenue Q lyrics
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: The Internet Is For Porn

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Lyrics to The Internet Is For Porn :
KATE :
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! The Internet!

The internet is really really great

TREKKIE MONSTER:
For porn

KATE:
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait

TREKKIE:
For porn

KATE:
What?
There's always some new site

TREKKIE:
For porn

KATE:
I browse all day and night

TREKKIE:
For porn

KATE:
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!

TREKKIE:
For porn!

KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn

KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn

KATE:
What are you doing?

TREKKIE:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn.

KATE:
Trekkie...

TREKKIE:
Oh!
Hello, Kate Monster!

KATE:
You are ruining my song!

TREKKIE:
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

KATE:
Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE:
Okey dokey

KATE:
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE:
For porn...oops!

KATE:
Which gives us untold opportunity

TREKKIE:
For porn...oops, sorry!

KATE:
Right from you own desktop

TREKKIE:
For...

KATE:
You can research, browse, and shop

TREKKIE:
...

KATE:
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop

TREKKIE:
FOR PORN!!

KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn!

KATE:
No!

TREKKIE:
The internet if for porn!

KATE:
Trekkie!!

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn
to porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
That's gross! You're a pervert!

TREKKIE:
Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

KATE:
No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.

TREKKIE:
Ohhhh?

KATE:
What?

TREKKIE:
You have no idea! Ready normal people?

BRIAN:
Ready

GARY:
Ready

PRINCETON:
Ready

TREKKIE:
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON:
Sorry, Kate...

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON:
I masturbate!

TREKKIE:
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
PORN
PORN...

KATE:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

ROB:
That's correct.

KATE:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com.

BRIAN:
Sure!

KATE:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on eBay.

GARY:
Yes I do!

KATE:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

PRINCETON:
True

TREKKIE:
Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm?

PRINCETON:
...Yeah...

KATE:
EEEWWWWW!!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

KATE:
GROSS!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!

KATE:
I HATE PORN!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
I HATE MEN!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE:
I'M LEAVING!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE:
I HATE THE INTERNET!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for...

TREKKIE AND SOME:
Internet is for...

TREKKIE AND ALL:
Internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE:
YEAH!
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