I Watch Too Much TV Lyrics

Your nose doesn't bleed when you've got cancer
Planes don't crash down as often
I wish I wasn't scared so easily
I think I watch too much TV

I think they sometimes lie to me
I think they're also trying to scare me
Catastrophe, emergency

You never know what happens
Probably the worst
I'm prepared, I'm ready
But I can't move

I think I watch too much TV
I think they sometimes lie to me
I think they're also trying to scare me
I can't sleep through the night
Although you're by my side
Life is dangerous on TV
Spinning stories in my mind
Of what there could be

The Oscar goes to tragedy
I wonder what is wrong with me
How are the quotes for my real life show?
Did I manage an exciting plot?

Look at my perfect scenery
Missing every trace of live

I think I watch too much TV
I think they sometimes lie to me
I think they're also trying to scare me
I can't sleep through the night
Although you're by my side
Life is dangerous on TV
Spinning stories in my mind
Of what there could be

The Oscar goes to tragedy
I can't sleep through the night
Don't want you by my side
Love is different on TV
Spinning stories in my mind
Of what there should be
The Oscar goes to tragedy

Tell me, tell me, is life dangerous?
I think I watch too much TV
Maybe I'll go and read a book