Emo Kid Lyrics

Dear Diary:



Mood: Apathetic.



My life is spiralling downward.

I couldn't get enough money to go to the

Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.

It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs

like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and

"Rip Apart My Soul" and of course,

"Stabby Rip Stab Stab".

And it doesn't help that I couldn't

get my hair to do that flippy thing.

Like that guy from that band can do.

Some days you know...



'I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be

You'd be non-conforming too if

you looked just like me

I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag

I call it freedom of expression,

most just call me a fag

'Cause our dudes look like chicks,

and our chicks look like dykes

'Cause emo is one step below transvestite!



Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo



I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem

The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween

I have no real problems but I like to make believe

I stole my sister's mascara now

I'm grounded for a week.

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies

I can't get through a Hawthorne

Heights album without sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me,

it's never any fun.

They say they already have a pussy,

they don't need another one



Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo



My life is just a black abyss,

you know, it's so dark.

And it's suffocating me.

Grabbing hold of me and tightening its grip,

tighter than a pair of

my little sister's jeans...

which look great on me by the way.



When I get depressed I cut my

wrists in every direction

Hearing songs about getting

dumped give me an erection

I write in a live journal and

wear thick rimmed glasses

I tell my friends I bleed black

and cry during classes

I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth,

You can read me "Catcher in the

Rye", and watch me jack off.

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right!



I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo

I must be emo

Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo

I must be emo

I like to whine and hit my parentals

I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be eemo



My parents just don't get me, you know.

They think I'm gay just because

they saw me kiss a guy.

Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s.

Can't 2 ... or 4 dudes make-out with

each other without being gay?

I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways.

I don't know diary,

sometimes I think you're the only one that gets me,

you're my best friend...



I feel like tacos.