Losing Streak Lyrics

when you're young you believe all that shit
you get thrown at you constantly
someones gonna come and sweep you off your feet
+ you'll live forever after happily
a few years down the line and you're still waiting
and your friends are all holding hands
they all got into relationships
and sometime thats more than you can stand

cos I just wanna get laid
sooner rather than later
this girls in it deep
looking for someone to save her

so don't tell me good things come to those who wait
that things'll work out, it'll all be great
but it never ever seems to happen to me
don't wanna hear about happy endings
might as well just stop pretending
cos for the last few years it seems like I've been
on one long losing streak

sometimes I wonder whats so wrong with me
for things to turn out this way
I just cant explain my bad luck
Maybe I'm gay

cos I just wanna get laid
if only it was that simple
and get as far as first base
Without the aid of rohypnol

so don't tell me good things come to those who wait
that things'll work out, it'll all be great
but it never ever seems to happen to me
don't wanna hear about happy endings
might as well just stop pretending
cos for the last few years it seems like I've been
on one long losing streak