Loser Lyrics

Chatting with my friend just the other day,
He just couldn't believe,
In this conversation I mentioned my salvation, and he just laughed at me.

This thought entered my mind...(why?)
Why? (why?)
Why? (why?)
Tell me why.

Why does everybody think that Christians are a bunch of losers?
Tree hugging, sandal wearing, campfire singing, socialite snoozers,
Go to a party, leave at 10.30,
Keep the place tidy, don't do nothing naughty,
Why does everybody think Christians are a bunch of losers?

Hanging at a party on a Saturday night, the girl of my dreams I found,
I asked her to church, she looked at me and said, "You're the biggest loser around."

This thought entered my mind...(why?)
Why? (why?)
Why? (why?)
Can you tell me why?

Why does everybody think that Christians are a bunch of losers?
Tree hugging, sandal wearing, campfire singing, socialite snoozers,
Go to a party, leave at 10.30,
Keep the place tidy, don't do nothing naughty,
Why does everybody think Christians are a bunch of losers?

Tree hugging, sandal wearing, bible bashing, hymn singing, roller skating, baby bopping, campfire singing...
1, 2, ow.

Protestant, Church of Christ, Anglican, Baptist, Charismatic, A.O.G.,
Do they think we're all freaks?
You can call me lame, crazy and insane, any kind of name, but I won't be ashamed,
You can laugh at me, treat me as diseased, call me naïve, but I'm proud to believe.

I'm proud,
Oh, I'm proud, yeah,
I'm proud,
Oh, I'm proud, yeah,
I'm proud to be a loser, yeah.