Lizard Making His Escape Lyrics

One plus one is two plus one is three plus two is five
I went to see the doctor to check if I was alive,
He said you're pretty normal son take these and don't worry
They only hurt a little bit, cure effectively

So, I took one and the world fell down and I began to fly
Had the main course with some aliens and kept my fork in the pie
The pie was good, and up I stood and then my song was done
Until we found the Havelock had a key and had some fun

Oh! I found a little lady ooh
We spent the most part sleeping and the next part actively
Sir, the choir sung out of key ooh
So I quit and looked around and found the world was just for me

Boom butter bing, I can do everything
And you do too so sing, zoom shelalom
Boom butter bing, I know everything
And you can too so sing, zoom shelalom

Two times two is four times two is eight and don't be late for goodness' sake
I saw a scaly head and froze and shouted snake
But it was merely a lizard making his escape
He winked at me and hissed I fooled you human yeah I fooled you good

And so he should and you can hear ooh
From the backyard where it's easy to be misunderstood
So sing it loud and clear just sing ooh
Because I'm standing on my own and I can see the end from here

Boom butter bing, I can do everything
And you do too so sing, zoom shelalom
Boom butter bing, I know anything
And you can too so sing, zoom shelalom

Girl you know I love you, I'll love you until the end
Well maybe that's a lie, but it sure feels good to pretend
And baby, if it's love we're giving then that's what we'll receive
And honey, there isn't any shame in a little make-believe

So grab your partner by the neck and swing them round and squeeze like heck
Because it seems to me there's only one way out here
And it's through a little black door out the rear which opens through the floor
Then descend down a staircase to the fiery pits of hell

So have a scream and yell, or maybe go to church and have a sing
There's about a kazillion people who believe that kind of thing
Open your eyes and socialise, abstain from sex and realise
I married the wrong guy
Oh God I married the wrong guy!

So have a whinge and cry, ooh
We get a finite number of years and then after that we die
So fly me back to the sky, ooh
I'll be right to just kick back and watch my offspring multiply

Boom butter bing, I can do everything
And you do too so sing, zoom shelalom
Boom butter bing, I know anything
And you can too so sing, zoom shelalom..