Laurel Crowned Lyrics

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If we're the authors of our fate and we own all the pens,
Why aren't we the ones who turn the pages?
Let's build the perfect library and burn it to the ground.
How are any of us ever going to live this down?
If you spent all your cash on breast enhancements.
If I've got two TVs in every room.
If we can't even spell the word 'insightful',
How are we to know what spells our doom?
Our hope is shot and we are not exactly laurel crowned.
How are any of us ever going to live this down?

(Thanks to Nick for these lyrics)