Kentucky Jones In, "raiders Of The Lost Bark" (part 1) Lyrics

Announcers: Scene 1... Kentucky Jones gets thrown out of another bar



(lots of fighting going on)



Kentucky: Ah! God Damn! Jesus! eugh! argh! eungh! Help! Somebody! God!



Bar Fighter: STAY THE HELL OUT YOU COMMIE FAGGOT!



Kentucky: Eugh. Damnit. Can't a guy start a barfight without getting thrown into the streets? Well, I'd better get back to work.



(a kid runs into Kentucky)



Kentucky: Eugh!



Kid: Oh I'm so sorry Mister Jones!



Kentucky: Aw that's alright kid, just watch where yer going next time or I'll snap your n... Hey, wait a second. How do you know my name?



Kid: Everybody knows your name around here. You're search for The Lost Bark! Well I gotta go. Bye Bye!



Kentucky: Yeah, see ya around kid. Wait a second! HEY GET BACK HERE!



Kid: Yes Doctor Jones?



Kentucky: Why don't you give me back my wallet. And after you do that, we'll take you back to the police.



Kid: Oh no please Doctor Jones! I just wanted to buy some sushi!



Kentucky: Yeah, and I'm your dead granny! Come on kid let's go!



Kid: Wait! I will take you to my father if you don't turn me in. He is said to be the only one who knows where the Lost Bark is!



Kentucky: Hmmm, ok Kid, you've got a deal. But if you're lying, I'll snap your...



Kid: Yeah yeah, LET'S GO!



Announcer: End of Scene 1. Stay tuned next week for another action packed episode of... KENTUCKY JONES!



(trumpet)



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