Just Drunk Enough Lyrics

I knew it would happen someday
But I never thought that it'd be tonight
Then you walked into the bar with your new Mr. Right
With that big ol' chip on my shoulder
And Johnny Walker making me see red
I decided I'd walk right on over and pour him a beer
On his head

And I know I'll regret this tomorrow
It's just another cross that I'll have to bare
I'm sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care

No, it's not my proudest moment
But when he swung at my face and just missed
I decided there and then I'd introduce his chin to my right fist
Then I tipped my hat to my ex-girlfriend
Said Darlin' you sure look nice
For a low down cheatin', dead beatin', cold hearted witch
Who ruined my life

And I know I'll regret this tomorrow
It'll be another cross that I'll have to bare
I'm sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care

Yeah I know I'll regret this tomorrow,
Cause Mr. Right's finally comin' up for air
I'm sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care

I know I'll regret this tomorrow,
Instead of leavin' I sat back in my chair
I'm sober enough to know better
But I'm just drunk enough not to care

I'm just drunk enough not to care