Jackie Chan Is A Punk Rocker Lyrics

Jackie Chan
He is the ruler
Ultra smooth mover
He makes all American
Movies look like shit
None of the cop out phony double
Stunt man bullshit
Roller Disco Sawhorse Umbrella
Train Motorcycle Helicopter Breathmint
Clock Can Sateboard Friend piece of pork
Dogshit Chair Mall Bamboo There is no
Type of king fu Jackie as not tried
To do
Jackie Chan
Through the air flyer
Punked out death defyer
What else can you say?
He's just the coolest
I knock