Jacketz Lyrics

[Joe] Nick. Beat.
[Nick] What?
[Joe] I need a beat so I can rap.
[Kevin] Well at least he was nice about it. NICK! BEAT! NOW! DO IT!
[Nick] (trying to do a beat) See, I can't do a beat.
[Joe] Fine. I'll do it myself.
Walkin' down the street,
With my two feet,
And my degree,
Degree like ten,
Ten degrees,
Freezin' outside,
Gonna get a jacket,
Nice medium jacket,
Because small is too small,
And large is too large,
Get in the car,
Drive to...um...
[News Man] That was awesome!
[Joe] Yeah, that'd be called, “Jacketz”, like with a “Z” instead of an “S”

(Thanks to Rebecca Hodo for these lyrics)