I'm Not Gonna Clean My Room (Cause I Wanna Be a Goon) Lyrics

My mom won't let me be a goon
My mom told me to clean my room
My mom told me to go vacuum
You know what, mom, fuck you

I'm not gonna clean my room
I'm just gonna be a good
Drinking with the Gooningtons
Doing nothing but having fun

My mom told me to wash the dishes
My mom told me to feed the fishes
My mom told me to go feed Spot
Fuck you, I hate your guts

I'm not gonna clean my room
I'm just gonna be a good
Drinking with the Gooningtons
Doing nothing but having fun

Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon
Mom won't let me be a goon