I'm Luke Lyrics

In a galaxy far, far away
I was born on a bed of hay.
My mommy died and my daddy to.
Who am I? Who, who, who?
I'm really sad and I'm all alone.
My shoes are filled with crap and my dress is just a cone.
I wish I was a girl with long, curly hair.
But I am just a boy and I'm in love with my sister

I'm Luke, (I am Luke Skywalker)
I'm Luke (I'm not much of a looker)
I'm Luke, I'm Luke (he's Luke)

Master Yoda taught me well how to swing a stick. (train you, I will)
And use the force to lift a heavy brick.
I really need the force 'cause I'm full of fear.
The dark side is so creepy and 3po's a queer.
I've taken flying lessons but I'm not that good.
They're always laughing at me in my neighbourhood.
I look like a rabbit 'cause of my bid teeth.
I have a serious problem so I always change my sheets.

I'm Luke, (I am Luke Skywalker)
I'm Luke (I'm not much of a looker)
I'm Luke, I'm Luke (he's Luke)
I'm Luke, (I am a Jedi Night)
I'm Luke (Yeah you heard me, that's right)
I'm Luke, I'm Luke (he's Luke)

I'm your father, I, I'm your father
I'm your father, I, I'm your father
Father, father, father I am
Father, father, father I am
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I'm your father, I'm your father, I'm your father, no
Father, father, father, father
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm your father

No, it's impossible (yes it's true)

I'm Luke, (Hey, look at me!)
I'm Luke (My daddy beats me up)
I'm Luke, I'm Luke (he's Luke)
I'm Luke, (I'm in love with my sister)
I'm Luke (and I'm a real sucker at flying)
I'm Luke, I'm Luke (he's Luke)

(Thanks to Melle for these lyrics)