I'm In Love With A Big Blue Frog Lyrics

I'm in love with a big blue frog, a big blue frog loves me.
It's not as bad at it appears, he wears glasses and he's six foot three.

Well I'm not worried about our kids, I know they'll turn out neat.
They'll be great lookin' 'cause they'll have my face,
great swimmers 'cause they'll have his feet!

Well I'm in love with a big blue frog, a big blue frog loves me.
He's not as bad as he appears, he got rhythm and a PhD.

Well I know we can make things work, he's got good fam'ly sense.
His mother was a frog from Philadelphia, his daddy an enchanted prince.

The neighbors are against it and it's clear to me and it's prob'ly clear to you
They think value on their property will go right down if the family next door is blue.

Well I'm in love with a big blue frog, a big blue frog loves me
I've got it tattooed on my chest, it says P.H.R.O.G. (It's frog to me!)
P.H.R.O.G.