If You Pay Me Enough (I'll Write A Song About Bush) Lyrics

If you pay me enough.....I'll write a song about Bush
because after all...when shove comes to push
I'm a business man....in for what I can
show me the money and I'll turn Republican
If you pay me enough.....I'll write a song about Bush

If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Cheney
give up my dignity but can you blame me?
might even get in good with the Lord
just think of the car I could afford
f you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Cheney

I'm a whore in church and that pot of gold
is fading away as I grow old
so gimme some wine.....I want what's mine
show me the money boys
one last time

If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Condi
and what a fine looking diplomat she turned out to be
standing by her man when the cops come by
asking 'bout the swelling around her eye
If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Condi

If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Rumsfeld
although classified data would have to be withheld
body armor and Abu Ghraib
all Americans will sing thanks and praise
If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Rumsfeld

I'm a whore in church and that pot of gold
is fading away as I grow old
so gimme some wine.....I want what's mine
show me the money boys
one last time

If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Wolfowitz
but I'll need a little extra 'cause rhyming it's a bitch
a man's man fighting from an easy chair
them insurgents are lucky that he's not there
If you pay me enough....I'll write a song about Wolfowitz

If you pay me enough.....I'll write a song about Bush
because after all...when shove comes to push
I'm a business man....in for what I can
show me the money and I'll turn Republican
If you pay me enough.....I'll write a song about Bush

I'm a whore in church and that pot of gold
is fading away as I grow old
so gimme some wine.....I want what's mine
show me the money boys
one last time

If you pay me enough
If you pay me enough