I Shoulda Been An Astronaut Lyrics

I don't make you quiver down your thighs
'Cause I make burgers, shakes and fries
You hate what I do
But I do it all for you
Would you love me better as a cowboy of the skies?

I should have been an astronaut
Then I could be the hero everyday
I should have been an astronaut
I think that you would love me more that way
All I'd have to do is float in space
And I could wear a shield across my face
Then I could be a fraud and not get caught
I should have been an astronaut
Should have been an astronaut

Architects don't make a woman moan
Engineers live their whole lives alone
Nothing turns on chicks
Like Tang and Space Food Sticks
And wearing brightly-colored jumpsuits has always been in vogue

I should have been an astronaut
Then I could be the hero everyday
I should have been an astronaut
I think that you would love me more that way
All I'd have to do is float in space
And I could wear a shield across my face
Then I could be a fraud and not get caught
I should have been an astronaut
Should have been an astronaut

Nobody ever called John Glen a dickhead