Hey Whompy Lyrics

When I was first introduced to you
Dumbledore said, “Get along.”
I thought we could forge an uneasy truce
But you tried to hit me with your branch
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah, hey!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba, Whompy!

As seasons changed I soon understood
There was far more here than meets the eye
You were made of wands, not just made of wood
I carved all my new songs and the coolest spells into your side
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah, hey!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba, Whompy!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah, hey!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba, Whompy!

You were my first real friend at Hogwarts
You were my first real friend at all
When Voldemort suddenly returned
you were the first one I though to call.
When I showed up unannounced
you listened patiently to all my concerns and calmed me down.
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah, hey!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba, Whompy!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah, hey!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba, Whompy!

You were my first real friend at Hogwarts
You were my first real friend at all
You were my first real friend at Hogwarts
You were my first real friend at all

Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah, hey!
Bah bah bah, bah bah ba dah!

(Thanks to TheGirlWhoKnewTooMuch for these lyrics)