Help The Police Lyrics

Help the police coming straight from the underground
a young chaps got it good cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
That have the authority to carryout inquiries
I don't mind cuz I ain't the one
For an excellent policeman with a badge and a gun
To be reasonably arrested and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
Having lots of fun cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car looking for the biscuits
Thinking every chap is selling bits of chocolate
You'd rather see me writing with a pen
Than me and lorenzo rolling in a benzo
Go swimming with lorenzo
And when I'm finished
Bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the sac race
Thank you very much for the bread and watter
I don't know if their naughty or what
Searching chapy down and grabbing his hat
And on the other hand
We've got a hat they cant get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they'll tickle you till your giggling
Black police having fun with a white cop
Ice cube will entertain
All the local bobbies in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT
Nice police are nice to me
Ha!
A young man In a hot bar
And when he's finished there's gonna be a party!
All cops having fun In LA
Yo dro I got something to say
Help the police

Help, help, help the police

Help, help, help the police


(Thanks to tigerjoshy for these lyrics)