Happy Herb Car Jingle Lyrics

If you don't have a car
or your present car sucks
go to Happy Herb
with a few thousand bucks
then you can drive here
you can drive there
drive where you want
Happy Herb don't care
It won't make you
better or smarter, that true
but you can drive around when there's
nothing else to do.

So go buy a car
BUY a DAMN car!

hit the road to nowhere in your Happy Herb caaaaaar!