Gérard Depardieu Lyrics

Gérard! Gérard!
Gérard! Gérard!

He loves to drink the wine he makes he just can't get enough
He fell off of his scooter but didn't give a fuck

Gerard! Gérard!
Gérard! Gérard!
Gérard! Gérard!
Gérard! Gérard!

The lady in the plane, she wouldn't let him pee
So he pissed in a bottle and all over his seat
He paid too many taxes so he called his friend Poutine
Now he's a Russian citizen his bank account is clean

Gérard Depardieu (ad lib)