Friends (Version One) Lyrics

Friends (Version 1)I'm a friend of Mister PastryI'm a friend of Allen JonesI'm a friend of Shirley BasseyI'm a friend of your chromosomesI'm a friend of Stuart SutcliffeI'm a friend of Michael MilesI'm a friend of Jim MorissonI'm a friend of Nobby StilesI'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friendI'm a friend of a friend but you don't know meI'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friendAnd if I come on the night, can I get in free?I'm a friend of Egon SchieleI'm a friend of Mister SpockI'm a friend of Doctor KildareI'm a friend of the Woodentop'sI'm a friend of Arthur AskeyI'm a friend of Freda PayneI'm a friend of Danny AngelI'm a friend of big John WayneI'm a friend of Brian InglisI'm a friend of your dad's sonI'm a friend of Boris KarloffI'm a friend of everyone