Food, Sex And Ewe Lyrics

I'd rather have a bottle in front of meI'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.But since I can't I'll think of foodI'll think of sexI'll think of musicAnd I'll think of youI'd rather have a cold one by the seaI'd rather have you sitting on top o'meBut since I'm here and you're so far awayI'll read about Zaphod BeeblebroxAs I pass the day, hey I'd rather not spend my whole night drivingI'd rather not be on so much caffeineBut since you're in bed and I'm sleepingon some floorI'll think of you and I'll wish that I was home