Fings Ain't Wot They Used To Be Lyrics

Hey do use a favour They changed our local Palais into a bowling alley and Things ain't what they used to be (chorus) There's Teds in drainpipe trousers and Debs in coffee houses and Things ain't what they used to be (chorus) There used to be Trams not very quick Gotcha from place to place But now there's just jams half a mile thick I'm walking They stuck parking meters outside our doors to greet us Things ain't what they used to be (chorus) Corr monkeys flying round the moon We'll be up there with em soon Things ain't what they used to be (chorus) Once our beer was frothy but now its frothy coffee well Things ain't what they used to be (chorus) It used to be fun Dad an old Mum paddling down old Southend But now it ain't done Never mind chum Paris is now where we spend our outings Grandma used to try an shock us all Doing a knees up the Parker Noll Things ain't what they used to be (chorus) We used to have stars Singers who sung A Dixie melody There buying Guitars plinkty plonk Backing their selves with three chords only Ones we'd dance from 12 to 3 I've got news for Elvis P Things ain't what they used taa There's a lot we used taa Things ain't what they used taa beeeee