Father Peter: The Pedophile Priest Lyrics

Who tells us that God is cool
Who prefers to teach in an all boy's school
Who breaks the law but is not liable
Who's the man with the sticky bible
Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest

Who reads to us from the book of Job (Jobe)
Who's the man with the lump in his robe
Who hugs your son but not your daughter
Who dunks his dick in the holy water
Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest

Who says "Let us all give thanks."
Who greets the altar boys with spanks
Who warns us about masturbation
Who's the biggest prick in the congregation
Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest

Who knows the words to all the psalms
Who's the priest with the sweaty palms
Who chose the most pious profession
Who gropes the boys while in confession
Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest

Who fondles his rosary
Who denies his homosexuality
Who gets aroused during genuflection
Who's the priest with the big erection
Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest