Everything I Know Lyrics

you taught me everything i know like how to make a kite from bamboo and string how to find a place on the side of a hill with a good breeze so the kite will catch the wind you taught me everything like how to ride a bike without stabilizers how to change a tire fix a tube i'd know nothing if it wasn't for you it's true you taught me everything how to treat my wife like a piece of trash how to lie when she asks where was i last night how to fight without getting hurt how to duck a punch how to dish out the dirt you taught me everything i know And this is everything i know