Every Brown Haired Girl* Lyrics

Tell me about your lost weekend
Where did you go?
How'd you get home?
All of the boys say they found you delightful
Why'd you come home?
You said, Just look around
You'll see there's lots of girls like me
But that's the problem, Jennifer, you'll see
'Cuz every brown haired girl is you
Nothing unique to you
Every brown haired girl is you
To me
Oh no

I know a place where we can be happy
Let's go to jail
I'll see you in jail
Jail is a place where if you do the wrong thing
You go to jail
And when our term is done, we'll share a bed because it's fun
But Jenny, fun is fun with anyone
And every brown haired girl is you
Nothing that you can do, can you?
Every brown haired girl?
Are you the girl that I said I'd hold onto?
Are you the girl that I lied to?
I'd almost swear that I knew you
Or is it just you look like every brown haired girl I've ever known?

The boys and the girls are throwing a party for everyone that we know
Do you think we should go?
They always say you don't have a choice, but I don't know
It's happening in every town
It meets on every street
And it's been going on eternally
Since every brown haired girl was you
All of the brown haired world loves you
Every brown haired girl is you

The boys and the girls look happy to see us, and we're happy, too
But which are the boys?
Which ones are the girls?
Just tell me who's who.

*Lyrics by Chris Snell