Drugs Lyrics

And I don't even know what to say
'cept that maybe it shouldn't be important
And I don't even know its name
If it were a dog I'd call him Rover

Oh, oh, oh

And then something should go right there
There's something 'bout being an alcoholic
And the skyrocketing price of beer
I wish I could do drugs

(That man is real, not made of steel)