Driver's Ed Rap Lyrics

Uhhhh
High school
Driver's ed
I-Dog
And A-Dizzle
Teachin people about driving and stuff
Yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one
Jump in my bombdiggity car
Let's do this
Yeah!

First make sure that you buckle up your seat belt
Cause if you don't and get in a wreck you will be killed
Your body will be in pieces and look all icky
Your blood will be all over the place and'll be real sticky

When a cop pulls you over for speeding
Just start peeing
F-f-for the time being
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket
Make your mom pay

If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!

I went to Compton
Some muggers tried to jack me
They pulled out a gun
A-a-and tried to cap me
You should always carry
A weapon in your car
Like a bat,
A stapler,
A towel,
Or a metal bar

A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lots
Till I hit a mailbox
I drove off the road looking at a breast
And that's how I failed my first driving test!

If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!

Don't you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip
Cause you just might trip
Yeah, and have a nip slip, uh
Flip on your hip
Bit the tip of a chip
Take a road trip and skinny dip
On a cruise ship

Always look both ways on a street
Unless you wanna get beat
By a car
It'll run you over
And drag your body real far
Then no one will like you
Just like Jar-Jar

So that's how you drive an automobile
That's all you need to know, so grab the wheel
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
[Both:] Because driving yourself
Is the bomb!

Driver's Ed!
Bitch!