Draco Malfoy Lyrics

Draco Malfoy, you've been a very bad boy
A Death Eater at sixteen, and now you make the girls scream
Draco Malfoy, you know you make me hot, boy
I want you to deflower me like Lavender or Pansy
Draco Malfoy, you could be my boy toy
Play you like Exploding Snap, if I can get down on your lap

I love the way you talk with your sexy British drawl
I love the way you make your little house elves crawl
I love your grey eyes and your white-blonde hair
I love the way you act like you just dont care
Follow me up to the Astronomy Tower
After we're done you might need a cold shower
You're the hottest boy in Slytherin
You make me go wild with your come hither grin
There are things I want to do but I'm afraid it's a sin
Let's play quidditch naked and I'll even let you win

Draco Malfoy, there's no need to be so coy
Sadly, only Merlin knows, what you've got beneath your clothes
Draco Malfoy, don't be such a kill-joy
Why're you acting like you're shy, I know you're not a modest guy
Draco Malfoy, bad when you're a good boy
You snitched about some dragon eggs, but can I get between your legs?
Draco Malfoy, you've been a very sad boy
You couldn't kill old Dumbledore, still I want you even more

Like the Patronus charm, I'll be your protection
Just as long as you give me affection
You're so smart people call you a genius
I'll show you mine if you show me your
Dark Mark, on your left arm
I'll keep it a secret, like a Fidelius charm
Although you can't catch the snitch
You can't deny, you're filthy rich
So long as you let me scratch that itch
I'll be your most devoted witch

Draco Malfoy, you've been a rather foul boy
There ain't no one you wouldn't hex, and that just makes me want your sex