Don't Piss Off A Lutheran Lyrics

Gentle souls well I guess that's true
churchgoers wave at the sight of you
caution is a word it's not a sin
so don't piss off a Lutheran

Wallflowers at a dance watch out for these
when you pass 'em by say "excuse me please"
they harbor grudges in places you've never been
so don't piss off a Lutheran

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bring your own drinks to the social please
or you may end up on your knees
but you won't be praying to the Lord above
you'll be dying in the name of love

Religion is a strange and scary thing
when you die for the things you're believing in
be your own man and stick out your chin
but don't piss off a Lutheran

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be your own man and stick out your chin
but don't piss off a Lutheran