Dollar Tree Lyrics

Walk into the Dollar Tree,
empty handed, pockets full of cash.
What else can we buy but a samurai sword and a phony gas mask?
21 dollars later and you can do the math,
Margaret looks like a a uni-bomber, I look like a psychopath.

Oh, please don't be mad.
On the bright side, we spent less than we had.
What is worth the perfect day?
21 bucks seems like a small price to pay.

Cheer up, Shauna is a quandary,
On to the second round.
Margaret's waving the 9 iron that she found.
Two little lawn chairs set the stage for a show down,
No chance on the burping contest, Margret beat me out.

Oh, please don't be mad.
On the bright side, we spent less than we had.
What is worth the perfect day?
Even though you yelled, I'm glad we did it anyway.

Wobble down the street, wearing puppets, looking at the sky.
People are giving us weird looks as they drive by.
Silly string fight on my driveway,
it's a perfect thing to end the perfect day.

Oh, please don't be mad.
On the bright side, we spent less than we had.
What is worth the perfect day?
21 bucks seems like a small price to pay.