Do you ride a moped Lyrics

I saw your roughage, I was impressed baby,
Then I heard you had bought your own car,
Go into a shpo, you can buy beer, baby,
'Cos by law you are a certified man.

I know this may sound strange, but I pictured a pub,
And I'm buying drinks for friends at the bar.
If my thoughts of you are true, then I wanna get with you,
'Cos you even know how to drive a car.

Do you ride a moped?
Can you buy some fags?
Have you been to nightclubs?
Get asked for ID in bars?
Have you ever voted?
What is it like?
I was just thinking,
Can you buy me wine?

Go out to gigs without your parents,
Pay full price when you go to Alton Towers,
Even go and see an eighteen film,
You can even buy a packet of three.

I know it may sound strange, but I pictured a day,
When I have passed all my GSCEs,
If my thoughts of you are true, then I wanna get with you,
'Cos you know about the birds and the bees.

Can you go to college?
Do an HMD?
Teach me how to drive?
Have a great big HGV?
Have you seen a porno?
Had a one-night-stand?
What is a hang-over?
Help me understand.