Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened To My Part) Lyrics

What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act Two,
And I've had nothing yet to do.

I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva
The producers have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to my part?

I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no rewards,
I've no Tony Awards,
I'm Constantly replaced by Britney Spears!

Britney Spears!

Whatever Happened to My Show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.

I might as well go to the Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot.

Whatever Happened to my--
I'll call my agent, dammit!
Whatever happened to my
Not Yours, not Yours!
But my----
Part!