Dissapearing Act Lyrics

it's a mystery can't be explained one minute she's there next she ain't she's up to her old tricks again it's her famous disappearing act i been looking for her all over town i ask her friends they swear up and down they ain't seen around if you can believe that it's her famous disappearing act her boss called today he sounded upset said she ain't been to work she ain't called in sick she ain't even picked up her pay check you tell her she's sacked if this is her famous disappearing act it's a mystery can't be explained... maybe she's drunk, out on a bender i been to all the bars asked every bartender if they see her please send her back it's her famous disappearing act she didn't take money didn't steal a dime her coat's still hanging on the rail next to mine she'll be back, but next time she come home i?ll do a disappearing act of my own it's a mystery can't be explained...