Delivery Man Lyrics

stupid delivery man
he ate my fucking pizza again
i won't get mad not today
I'm to tired to complain

I'll just sit and watch some tv
and eat what he left for me
I can not belive this guy
he only left me a slice

It had been a terrible day
when my girlfriend called me and said
that she was with another man
and won't like to see me again

so I'll go to the bar
to see who the fuck is this guy
tell him that she is mine
I'll probably get in a fight

Oh what an ugly suprise
it was the delivery man
before that i could react
he pushed me and told me to fight

I acted like I had no fear
and he forced me to buy him a beer
you though it was
enough for one day????
well now they are both in my bed

All that I can say is that I'm on their way
and I won't sleep in my room today
but tomorrow I'll find just another girl
and won't order pizza again