Dear Eloise Lyrics

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say

A number of funny things I heard today

I heard that he's left you and run off to sea

Could be the best thing that's happened to me



Writing a letter to make you feel better

Sorry to hear that he left you that way

I could've told you, he was much older

So much older than you



You rushed in blindly

He treated you kindly

Until he found out what he could get from you

You should've departed before he got started

Now you've been burned, just like I said you would



Please read my letter closely

It's beneficial to you

Must read in between the lines

A message you will see

If you use your mind, you'll find

I want you back with me



Writing a letter to make you feel better

Sorry to hear that he left you that way

I could've told you, he was much older

So much older than you



Dear Eloise, I am writing to say

A number of funny things I heard today

I heard that he's left you and run off to sea

Could be the best thing that's happened to me