Deadbeat Dads Are Cool Lyrics

WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT FUCKING BRAT
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAY
SHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTION
SO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL

DON'T GIVE THAT STUPID CUNT A CENT
DON'T PAY THAT FUCKING BRAT'S RENT
DON'T PAY MONEY FOR IT TO EAT
IF YOU'RE COOL, YOU'LL BE A DEADBEAT

DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL
DEADBEAT DADS ARE FUCKING COOL