Crucio Lyrics

I was born as a boy, no love, nothing to show
A prophecy of hope that can not grow
So follow me, my Death Eater friend or foe
I summon for the curse Crucio

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Ahhh! Anyway...

More powerful than the Imperious Curse
But less cool then the Killing Curse
My favorite kind of curse
What's my favorite kind of curse
If I had to choose a curse,
Which I cast upon you
Yes, you, Harry Potter
I'd choose Crucio!

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God dammit!