Crazy Kyle With The Bitch Tits Lyrics

Raymond
What did you want to be?

I want to be a princess
In the highest tower
To eat my face away
Like a fucking flower
To play guitar all day
And all through the night
To taste some food that's “yummers”
And roll in my own shite

Cause I am
Just a piece of ham
A dutty fool
On a plane
Yeah I am
Touching myself now
Something, something cow
Ho ho ho this is my career

Raymond
What did you want to be?
Oh Raymond
What did you want to be?

I wanted to be a scientist
And smash my face with a sink
To hammer in some nails
Until I cannot think
I don't understand
Why this just cannot be
I'm singing in the shower
I'm swallowing this tea

Cause I am
Just a piece of ham
A dutty fool
On a plane
Yeah I am
Touching myself now
Something, something cow
Ho ho ho this is my career

This is no wining and dining
This is no meet and greet
Damien
This is Fight Club
Damien die, Damien die

'tis I reagen
I have come from the magical land
Of Curryfornia
To rip off your balls

The hounds of love
Are coming for us

His name is Robert Pulson