Cottingly Fairies Lyrics

Hey, mister barkeep,
Could you top me off?
I believe what my eyes see,
And a little Francis and Elsie
And Doyle's lantern and slides
have convinced me.
I know it sounds crazy,
I feel half the time
The Cottingly Fairies
watching from behind.
I can feel their stare,
and I want to see them there.