Chopped Liver Lyrics

My chopped liver is in love with me

I fill him with poison

But he aint never gonna leave

And the rats they are racing

To nibble at my feet

So I'll stay at home and watch TV



The bar she's calling with the utmost subtlety

Saying "Come along and bring your lung

And fill it with tobacco of the finest quality

Don't stay at home and watch TV"



Oh but bar you know I'd love to come and test your sup (?)

But you caught me short

With one half empty cup

Empty cup



Then I hear my lady

She says "Come and sit with me"

And I am want to thinking

How lucky can I be?

And I don't need no music

Or shallow revelry

As long as I'm here with my lovely