Can't Be Tamed (Miley Cyrus parody) Lyrics

Seriously, why are these people all up on me?
I guess I'll do a weird dance,
And might as well eat a banana! Ha!
DON'T TOUCH ME, BRO.
Can't play any instruments, but I rock this guitar.
I have an obsession with chocolate,
Now I'm in a nest!
(Made of mud and twigs)

Whoa! Now I magically appeared in a zoo,
Vandalism is the the only thing I like to do,
And tomorrow I'm gonna learn to tie my shoe,
If you don't know by now you're a n00b!

I'm a bird,
I guess I'm a bird?
Check me out, now I'm a nerd!
That's just absurd,
Hey look, I'm blurred,
Just say the word.
And I can't think of anything else that rhymes with word...
Word