Butch The Gay Santa Claus Lyrics

Butch the Gay Santa Claus
Filled with Christmas cheer.
Butch the Gay Santa Claus
His beard tickles your ear.

All the children at the mall
Wait for their surprise,
It's not just Rudolph's nose that's red
When they sit on his thighs.

Oh...

He squeezes down your chimney,
Greased up with Frankincense
With bulging gifts for little boys
Leave dangling ornaments

Oh, Butch the Gay Santa Claus
Filled with Christmas cheer
If you're very good
He might come more than once this year

More than once this year...
More than once this year...